VIDEO: "Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix)" #1 -- Mr. Beyonce

I'm fascinated by the phenomenon of homemade "Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix)" dance videos on YouTube. I have no idea what causes this. My odd curiousity regarding the uber self-confident? A morbid fascination with the strange? A voyeurism that extends to poorly decorated row house bedrooms?? I logged onto WebMD and everything, and I still don't know what it is about these that demands my attention.

I can't hold it inside any longer. There's beauty in release, and it is in that spirit I bequeath these oddities to my readers, beginning with the man(?) we lovingly refer to as Mr. Beyonce. Please...SOMEONE explain the costume and lighting choices. WHO IS HOLDING THE CAMERA?!

I urge you, reader, to watch 'til the end -- the "Naomi Campbell walk" is without parallel. Shout out to Aisha and Tamiyah!