In which the blogger follows up

An update on the MILF hostilities!! This lady is hot.

And we need to get some sex ed in Russia. Pulling out of Georgia will not necessarily prevent her from getting pregnant.

In which the blogger is wondering why he didn't just adopt one of those Chinese girls who couldn't be in the Olympics

Evidently, "She Bangs!" dudes. Just like he does. Now Clay Aiken's little spawn can have two little playmates!

This article should be titled Queen, Please or See? Butt Babies DO Grow When You Shoot Them Up A Vagina!

Ricky Martin a father of twin boys, publicist says
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NEW YORK (AP) — There won't be much "livin' la vida loca" for Ricky Martin these days — he's now the father of twin boys. The Latin superstar had the children via a surrogate mother, and the babies were born a few weeks ago, according to a statement from his representatives.

"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," said the statement. "Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

A representative said there was no further information on the details of the children's birth.

Martin, 36, is a multiplatinum singer who is best known for English-language hits like "She Bangs!" and "Livin' la Vida Loca." In recent years, the Puerto Rican star has been active in charitable efforts, including the prevention of sexual exploitation of children.

In which the blogger used to think his cat was cool, and now just feels terribly disappointed in her

Look! It's not just the people in the suburbs that have strange appearances! Though that popped-collar thing needs to end. This, my friends, is why I feed my cat only organic kibble and Bombay Sapphire gin (it's made with filtered water). She beats me when she's angry, but it's only cause I do bad things.

They say cats have nine lives, but this one has four ears.

A genetic abnormality gave Yoda, of Downers Grove, Ill., four ear flaps instead of two.

Yoda the Cat Astounds With Four Ears

Ted and Valerie Rock first spied the little guy in 2006 at neighborhood bar on the South Side of Chicago before a Bears game. He was the last of a litter of eight put up for adoption by the bar's owner.

"The people in the bar, because it was coming up on Halloween, were thinking it was a devil cat or had evil powers or something," Ted Rock told FOXNews.com.

But the Rocks, who had lost their cat of 20 years just 6 months prior, saw something special in the gray kitten and decided to take him home.

Their "Star Wars"-loving son thought to name the cat after the tiny Jedi master.

"I had named him Barfly," Rock said. "But we kind of liked Yoda better, and Barfly lasted only about a day."

The abnormality can cause hearing impairments, though Rock said several veterinarians have given Yoda a clean bill of health.

In which the blogger wonders why hot women in the Phillipines are so mad about being hot

"Good morning, General. Today, MILF were sighted in south Philippines. Reports coming from the AFP state that there's a village of MILF; an army even. There is no indication that they are on the move, but we're sure the MILF are probing the area for hard targets."