In which the blogger is wondering why he didn't just adopt one of those Chinese girls who couldn't be in the Olympics

Evidently, "She Bangs!" dudes. Just like he does. Now Clay Aiken's little spawn can have two little playmates!

This article should be titled Queen, Please or See? Butt Babies DO Grow When You Shoot Them Up A Vagina!

Ricky Martin a father of twin boys, publicist says
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NEW YORK (AP) — There won't be much "livin' la vida loca" for Ricky Martin these days — he's now the father of twin boys. The Latin superstar had the children via a surrogate mother, and the babies were born a few weeks ago, according to a statement from his representatives.

"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full-time care," said the statement. "Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

A representative said there was no further information on the details of the children's birth.

Martin, 36, is a multiplatinum singer who is best known for English-language hits like "She Bangs!" and "Livin' la Vida Loca." In recent years, the Puerto Rican star has been active in charitable efforts, including the prevention of sexual exploitation of children.