This baby is evil. His conception, his father, the auspicious date and time of his birth, the fact that God let Clay Aiken breed in the first place...
...all signs point to Antichrist.
Tribune wire reports
2:17 PM CDT, August 8, 2008
Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father.
2:17 PM CDT, August 8, 2008
Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father.
The 29-year-old crooner from Raleigh announced the birth of Parker Foster Aiken on his Web site's blog Friday. "No hyphens. One first name," he wrote. "One middle name. One last name." Aiken's mother, Faye, told Raleigh TV station WRAL the child was born in North Carolina.
Aiken was a favorite of fans during the second season of "American Idol," where he finished second to Ruben Studdard. His album "Measure of a Man" went double platinum in 2003, and he made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."
The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's friend and record producer whom he met while performing on "American Idol." Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. Friday, and weighed 6 pounds 2 ounces and was 19 inches long, according to the statement on the Web site. "The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy," Aiken wrote. "Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also."
2 comments:
But he's not gay.
Straight guys have kids with their single female friends they're no romantically involved with all the time.
Yep.
OMG. THE OMEN.
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